If I Fall, If I Die by Michael Christie

If I Fall, If I Die A Novel is the debut novel by Michael Christie.

Will is home-schooled, spends his time Inside with his painting projects and his agoraphobic mother until the night he heard a bang and ventured Outside for the first time.

Christie writes beautiful prose from the start with snatches of humor and wonderful insight. I couldn't recommend enough just for that. But there is so much more. A wonderfully paced novel that sees Will ventures out more and more even dropping the protective bike helmet all to the despair of his mother.

On his adventures and through school he meets up with Jonah who opens up new worlds to him including the joys and dangers of skateboarding.

“Shit,” Will said, swearing credibly for the first time, but still too afraid to enjoy it.

My one issue (for want of a better word) is the rather strange and sickly-sweet ending. Maybe I am trying to pick faults in this rather excellent novel.

This is why I love reading debut novels, they can be so very incredible.

Please read this book if you enjoy the written word, the prose is so very very beautiful.

Other sensations, too, unmistakable as neon: a dull pain throughout, a soreness to her blood, a twisting in her gut, stardust in her fingertips. It would pass, a mere miscalculation of an errant brain that found danger where there was none, that saw a lion instead of the lamb before her.

4½/5

The Girl on the Train: A Novel by Paula Hawkins

I'm struggling to write a review of The Girl on the Train without given anything away. I could just say you HAVE to read this book (that contains no spoilers and it's true). This is one of the best thrillers I have read in many a long year.

Rachel Watson rides the train every morning and every evening from her home to London. The train journey is frequently halted by the usual shit that plagues train travel in England and most days it stops along the back fence of a suburban line of houses. Rachel sees into the back of people homes and conjures up a story of the perfect couple Jason and Jess. She is accompanied by alcohol on her evening trips home a somewhat mundane activity you might think until you get further and further into the story and we find out about Rachel's reliance on it.

The premise of this story is so simple and I thought there was no way it would have maintained my interest. I was wrong. Every time you think it is going to slow down Hawkins drops a twist and you are hooked all over again.

I really cannot write any more without opening the story to you and that is unfair. Read this book because it is so engrossing, so relentless and so much better than the book you are currently reading.

5/5

Elizabeth is Missing by Emma Healey

The world is raving about Elizabeth is Missing and for good reason too. It's the debut work of Emma Healey, ginger, 29 and 'a pale-faced, slightly distressed looking author' ~ The Times. It is good, well the 9% of it that I read anyway. It just didnt take me in and hold me.

Maude has dementia, Alzheimer’s or some other such illness and Healy does great to portray the struggles that this condition holds on its quarry. Maude cannot remember what she did yesterday and in some cases what she just did or said minutes ago. It’s frustrating for her, her carers and her daughter (who visits her daily, mostly to find cans of peaches everywhere).

Maude cannot contact her friend Elizabeth and suspects foul play is at hand. She asks everyone she can, constantly. There is a lot of this repetitiveness in the story because it is the condition that plagues Maude. We are also made aware of something that happened to Maude’s sister some 70 years ago. This is where it gets a bit too unreal for me. Maude can remember this part of her life in detail but nothing else. She cannot remember if she bought tins of peaches but knows exactly where her friend Elizabeth lives and how to get there. The inconsistences I believe was the reason I didn’t persist with the book. If she has memory loss then she has memory loss and the narrator cannot have total recall of events, places and situations to justify the story. The story cannot be written because the story cannot be remembered. Maude is the narrator not someone outside looking in.

Here Are The Young Men by Rob Doyle

Here Are The Young Men was the type of book I had been waiting on for a long time. A contemporary new voice from Dublin. Imagine my surprise then when it was such a disappointment.

The Leaving Cert exams have finished and five friends are on the tear. Matthew, Rez, Kearney, Cocker and Jen. Our famous five are from Dublin Southside so you can gather money is never a worry for them. They are able to source copious amounts of drink and drugs without any problems and they do. I thought with the Matthew or Rex character we were going to have an Irish Holden Caulfield. Someone rich, at a loss end and a character you couldn't give a fuck about. We did get that but rather than one character you got five you really didn't care about. When I say five I mean three. For Cocker starts as a main character but it would appear that having 4 of the same twats in the book was even too much for the author to deal with. The character of Jen is worse. Such a stereotypical female character. There for the love interest and nothing else. Really bad to introduce such a single dimensional character. How this passed the editor I cannot say.

Anyway on with the book.

It started off fine. The three up to all sorts of shenanigans taking their drugs and drink to access. Matthew, the most stable, Rez the intellectual and Kearney the loose cannon. Through visits to beaches and hills around Dublin south side they drink, smoke, pontificate, take drugs and then take more drugs. This continues up until Rez doesn’t try to kill himself and Kearney heads off to Boston for a few weeks (money no object) to his brother and his eyes get opened to new violent ways. When they all back everything goes wrong. I don’t want to go into it too much. There is lots of viciousness in the story that you can find out for yourself if you want.

Doyle has a real grasp and understating on drug use and the effects. One of the finer points of the book. Maybe this is Doyle’s Dublin when the Celtic Tiger was in full roar. If it is then I am glad I wasn’t there at the time.

If you like you violence ultra and you don’t get attached to characters then this could be for you. If not then this book isn’t for you.

2/5

Are You Seeing Me? by Darren Groth

Let me just say from the start that I like Darren Groth as a writer, a champion of great causes and an all round nice Canadian-Australian guy. I also like his new book Are You Seeing Me?, but I don't love it.

Groth has said previously that Are You Seeing Me? "is a gift to my daughter" and it's not hard to see why. The story revolves around twins Justine (Just Jeans) and Perry (Pez). Perry has "a brain condition that can cause him to feel anxious or upset in different places and circumstances. He has trouble with people - mixing with them and communicating with them - and it sometimes results in inappropriate behaviours. I appreciate your understanding and patience." Darren himself has twins one of which, his son, is diagnosed with autism. And there in lies my problem with this book. Darren is so close to the subject matter that it hard to see this as a work of fiction but more of a personal testimonial for his children.

But let me try forget that I know Darren's back story and look at the book as a stand alone piece of work.

The story is told as a dual narrative with both Justine and Perry given an equal voice. Justine takes Perry on a trip to Canada and North America after the death of their father. Some might see is as a holiday (or creating memories) before Perry moves into the Fair Go Community Village but its more than that. Justine is trying to connect with the mother that abandoned them when they were very young but she doesn't tell Perry about this.

We don't find out what Perry's "brain condition" is but it's not really that hard to figure out. Perry is obsessed, a part of his condition, with three things Jackie Chan movies, earthquakes, and Ogopogo all which comfort him when life outside his mind becomes too difficult. One of the ongoing themes around Parry is his 'pshycic" ability. Which doesn't exist but plays on the misled belief that all people with autism have some special skill (i.e. Rain Man). This is not true and it is one of the better things that the novel deals with. As Justine says "... amazing in his own right, and no better or worse than anyone else".

Playing centre stage in the book is their Dad. We get his thoughts throughout thanks to a journal that he left for his children. I don't particularly like this trick. We could get his love, his fears and hopes for his children through their voice without having to resort to this.

There is none of the wit that has been in Groth's previous work and although I liked Perry, Groth's previous character (with a brain condition)  Kieran Monk from his novel Kindling, comes across much stronger and altogether more believable. Maybe I am just to old now to understand YA!

3/5 stars

Week #11 - A Sixpenny Song ¦ Transitions EP

I am getting really sick of this. Another waste of my time. Is it just me? Am I been too critical? Reviews of A Sixpenny Song by the Guardian and Independent are positive reviews, the Daily Mail (I know) review by Victoria Moore is more in line with what I think "I had to start it six times because its mundane personalities and writing style kept dropping straight out of my head. Not recommended."

Things like "She turned and walked bravely towards the staircase." or "She felt cold. Nothing to do with the weather; it was the story that had frozen her." I mean, come on.

There is also about four pages of dialogue quoted from a conversation made years ago between Kevin and Jude. Word for word. It's ridiculous and so utterly corny.

If the blurb at the back is to be believed "Roddy Doyle called (Jennifer) Johnston the best writer in Ireland", then Irish literature is in a world of shit. But we know that back-cover blurbs are not meant to be believed.
0.5/5

Transitions takes me back, all the way to the late eighties, acid house, techno, 808 State and the Second Summer of Love.

There may be nothing new here but as a homage to that time and the artists this is great. I have heard of SBTRKT before but not too much. If what he/they do is all like this I might become a fan.

For it's nostalgic value (if you are old enough to feel nostalgic) then give it a listen.
3/5

Week #10 - Opposed Positions ¦ Food

For me Opposed Positions is two short stories in the one. The first deals with Aislinn Kelly's family relationship, mostly Aislinn's interaction with her father. He is an abusive man, physically with Aislinn's mother and mentally with Aislinn and her brother. Although bereft of detail the psychological harassment of the siblings by the father is spellbinding and scary and beautifully mastered by Gwendoline Riley.

The second 'story' deals with Aislinn's other relationships, her mother, her friends and her 'boyfriends'. This part of the book has little or nothing going for it. Oh, the prose might be wonderful but all you really get from this part of the book is pain having to look up words in the dictionary to find their meaning. Its pompous and pointless. A shame, the book promised so much.

This is the first and last book by Riley I will read. Most of what I can gather online about her is that the second half of this book is a true reflection on what she has written before and that should be avoided. Also she whines a lot.
2/5

Food by Kelis is her first album since Flesh Tone in 2010. An album I missed at the time and haven't caught up. Like most my first introduction to Kelis was her single Caught Out There with the memorable and powerful scream "I hate you so much right now. I hate you so much right now". Still as brutal today as it was back in 1999.

Food on the other hand doesn't have the screams but has a lot of other great stuff going for it. Its part a throw back to the seventies, part soul and part R&B. All this combined along with Dave Sitek from TV on the Radio producing and co-writing and you have a very strong and lingering album. There are many highlights but from the first few listens you just cannot go past, Cobbler, Friday Fish Fry and the outstanding Hooch.

Give it a listen. You will be justly rewarded. Food is set to be released on 18 April 2014 and can be pre-ordered.
4/5